THE UPDATED LONELY HEARTS EDITION because depression is a bitch but my new tablets are fabulous!
If I said I would start a new thread and forgot I am deeply sorry but I may need reminding so please do let me know in replies.
Marlena Scamander
Marlena is a workaholic seeking similar for friendship and maybe more. Only female applicants may apply to the latter but the former is wide open.
If you knew her at school you may know about the Cupboard Incident. If you don't she is just an average spinster.
Winter Wish: I would love to get her into a slow burn, requited or otherwise.
Ambrosia Selwyn
Ambrosia is a family woman who hates her family. She is seeking an outlet that may or may not become publicly scandalous.
She is highly upstanding but if you have been near her husband and she finds out she will probably scratch your eyes out.
Winter Wish: Some eye-scratching. She knows about the twins now but Will. Not. talk about it. I would love someone she could use as a revenge upon Trystan.
Konstantin Fisk
Konstantin was a highly successful, desirable bachelor of the middle class. Then his gf died and now he's a wreckage.
He is seeking friends from the Before, who think he's lost his mind, and new friends from the Now, that think he's a forlorn poetic sort who drinks too much ale.
Winter Wish: A lady friend who is similarly Not Ready but may become ready if they get drunk at New Year.
Elladora Black
Elderly widowers may try to apply (for both our amusement). She is a scholar and a gentlewoman, an elf-killer and a lesbian, she may have cuckholded her own brother slightly by being a better husband to Ursula. Ah well.
Winter Wish: Anything really, I love this bitch, give me anything with her. If she has to deal with mugglebloods or poor people all the better.
Angeline Malfoy
Moderately good catching rapidly shriveling on the vine. Would make a good oh-god-our-son-is-a-psychopath-get-him-wed-and-out-the-house sort of bride.
Winter Wish: A husband. One way or another. If you want to plot a hate marriage your UCAB male was forced into hit me up. If you don't, and it is a lot, then anything besides is wonderful.
Gretchen Lestrange
Debutante. Her family are mostly the cream of the crop but her line is a bit meh in the hierarchy. I'm up for hurling, flirting, romance, misery, all the good stuff. She needs some friends from school, some fellow debs, Freddie and family threads.
Winter Wish: Anything, girl is primed!
Sara Hyde
NEWBIE. Sara is an auror whose vibe is very Moody with less ptsd. A loveable grump who is a fixture at the Ministry she also has at least one lodger (ACAB, female should anyone wish to apply) and she needs threads asap. Ministry threads preferred, Bartonburg threads received happily!
Winter Wish: Posts.
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MJ: still raising the graphics bar as of 2022
If I said I would start a new thread and forgot I am deeply sorry but I may need reminding so please do let me know in replies.
Marlena Scamander
Marlena is a workaholic seeking similar for friendship and maybe more. Only female applicants may apply to the latter but the former is wide open.
If you knew her at school you may know about the Cupboard Incident. If you don't she is just an average spinster.
Winter Wish: I would love to get her into a slow burn, requited or otherwise.
Ambrosia Selwyn
Ambrosia is a family woman who hates her family. She is seeking an outlet that may or may not become publicly scandalous.
She is highly upstanding but if you have been near her husband and she finds out she will probably scratch your eyes out.
Winter Wish: Some eye-scratching. She knows about the twins now but Will. Not. talk about it. I would love someone she could use as a revenge upon Trystan.
Konstantin Fisk
Konstantin was a highly successful, desirable bachelor of the middle class. Then his gf died and now he's a wreckage.
He is seeking friends from the Before, who think he's lost his mind, and new friends from the Now, that think he's a forlorn poetic sort who drinks too much ale.
Winter Wish: A lady friend who is similarly Not Ready but may become ready if they get drunk at New Year.
Elladora Black
Elderly widowers may try to apply (for both our amusement). She is a scholar and a gentlewoman, an elf-killer and a lesbian, she may have cuckholded her own brother slightly by being a better husband to Ursula. Ah well.
Winter Wish: Anything really, I love this bitch, give me anything with her. If she has to deal with mugglebloods or poor people all the better.
Angeline Malfoy
Moderately good catching rapidly shriveling on the vine. Would make a good oh-god-our-son-is-a-psychopath-get-him-wed-and-out-the-house sort of bride.
Winter Wish: A husband. One way or another. If you want to plot a hate marriage your UCAB male was forced into hit me up. If you don't, and it is a lot, then anything besides is wonderful.
Gretchen Lestrange
Debutante. Her family are mostly the cream of the crop but her line is a bit meh in the hierarchy. I'm up for hurling, flirting, romance, misery, all the good stuff. She needs some friends from school, some fellow debs, Freddie and family threads.
Winter Wish: Anything, girl is primed!
Sara Hyde
NEWBIE. Sara is an auror whose vibe is very Moody with less ptsd. A loveable grump who is a fixture at the Ministry she also has at least one lodger (ACAB, female should anyone wish to apply) and she needs threads asap. Ministry threads preferred, Bartonburg threads received happily!
Winter Wish: Posts.
MJ: still raising the graphics bar as of 2022