Quote:Bella: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Quote:Maeve: [Answers her phone] Hello?
Finnian: It's Finnian.
Maeve: What did he do this time?
Finnian: No, it's me, Finnian, it's actually me.
Maeve: ...What did you do this time?
Quote:Literally anyone at this point: What’s wrong with you?
Bella: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Quote:Cash: What's wrong with Whitledge?
Munny: He doesn't handle alcohol very well.
Handsome: *Running down the hall* I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!
— set by MJ! —