Dear Inquisitive,

I do not believe many would advertise for a relationship without a legal commitment in public and it is exactly that boldness that has intrigued me. Paint me curious then. I wouldn't consider myself the soft and quiet type if that is what you seek, instead, I am loud, opinionated, and a bit untraditional but you strike me as someone who wouldn't want demure.

P.S. If this strikes your interest, please address your return name on envelopes as Ritchie. I suspect my mail is filtered.

From,
El