(via Witch Weekly Lonely Hearts)
I'm responding to your advertisement because some of your phrasing oddities caught my eye. It rather sounds as though you intend to catch a potential husband and preserve him in some sort of eternal stasis, like an entomologist pinning a butterfly. If that's the case, I'm rather curious about your intended method of trapping him. If it was just some sort of poetic metaphor that went over my head and you didn't mean "eternal Prince Charming" literally, then please feel free to ignore my letter.
Witch Weekly Elias Grimstone