July 15th
Evander,
No, I won't abide that; I shan't help you acquire some sort of comfortable armchair knowledge about sailing so that you can claim you're quite an expert at it and write it off forevermore. I'll take you sailing or we'll drop the idea and you'll find yourself throwing up on Miss Delaney when you inevitably sail across the Atlantic to meet her family. Don't trust any cure for seasickness — in my experience they're all quite rubbish and will do more harm than good.
And nevermind that you've only been courting her a week; you're courting her because you intend to marry her, don't you? That's the only reason to go through the bother of courting anyone — and I ought to know, having gone to great lengths to court Zelda — so unless she gets bored of you and leaves of her own accord I assume she's as good as family. And I am capable of making good impressions, I'll have you know, whatever your reservations on the subject.
Alfred
No, I won't abide that; I shan't help you acquire some sort of comfortable armchair knowledge about sailing so that you can claim you're quite an expert at it and write it off forevermore. I'll take you sailing or we'll drop the idea and you'll find yourself throwing up on Miss Delaney when you inevitably sail across the Atlantic to meet her family. Don't trust any cure for seasickness — in my experience they're all quite rubbish and will do more harm than good.
And nevermind that you've only been courting her a week; you're courting her because you intend to marry her, don't you? That's the only reason to go through the bother of courting anyone — and I ought to know, having gone to great lengths to court Zelda — so unless she gets bored of you and leaves of her own accord I assume she's as good as family. And I am capable of making good impressions, I'll have you know, whatever your reservations on the subject.
MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER