Holly: We are screwed.
Constance Sykes: Hey no, hey! I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude, I wanna hear you upbeat.
Holly: (upbeat) We are screwed!
Connie: There you go!

Madeline Bell: You shouldn't be supporting murder.
Cameron: We all have our flaws.

Frida: I don't struggle with anxiety, it actually comes very easily to me.

Edison Moony, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Cameron, placing an uno card: Draw 4!
Sloane Bixby, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!
Sisse Thompsett: Uhhhh what are you playing?
Calla Potts, not looking up from her parchment: They call it ‘Chaos Cards’. You can bet with monopoly money.

Evander Darrow: why are there little hand prints on the wall?
J. Alfred Darrow: [turns to Charity] Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Charity: I have little hands
Alfred: She has little hands

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Eldin Bones: This may shock you, but not everyone here likes you.
Royal: Sounds ridiculous, but go on.

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beautiful set by the incomparable MJ!

I don't even go here but I couldn't help it >.>

Ursula Black: Please be gentle with my emotional baggage.
Ursula: It's designer.

Edric: Helpful grammar tip: farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance.
February Umbridge: Who hurt you?
Edric: My father. Did you not listen?!

Edison Moony : Bixby's hot.
Cameron: Back off.
Edison: No she literally has a fever.

Darling Whitledge: Anyone know any good books that make you cry?
@"Jemima Farley": My diary.
Frida: She said good books.

Beckett Longbottom: You might be the most high-maintenance girl I know.
Helga: "Might be"? There's someone else? Who are they?

Lach: What is it like to work with the auror office?
@"Fallon Abernathy": Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature adults around you at every turn.
Lach: Okay.
Falllon: Now throw that out the window.

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Frida: You can tell that a story is written by an only child when they write siblings calling each other "bro" or "sis". It’s so unrealistic. Isn't that right, Kristoffer?
Kristoffer Lestrange: Get out of my room before I slice off your head again, you living disappointment.
Frida: See?

Holly: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were nine.
Camille Scrimgeour: Let's not forget who pushed me in.

Edison Moony: You know what they say, what does not kill you...
Sisse Thompsett: Could be your friend?
Sloane Bixby: Will regret it?
Calla Potts: Should have tried harder?
Cameron: Was never even a player?
Edison: .... Makes you stronger... What the heck is up with you all?

Royal Pyrites: I took a safety exam today...
Royal: I was asked, 'in case of a fire, what steps must be taken?'
Eldin: And?
Royal: 'Fucking big ones' wasn't the answer they were looking for.

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back on my bullshit >.>

Flora: Hey, what’s the name of the other Ravenclaw boy from Potions?
Archer Belby: His cats names are Walter and Rose.
Flora: That’s not what I asked.
Archer: That is all the information that I have.

Sloane Bixby : Cameron is my BF.
Alice Dawson: Best friend or boyfriend?
Sloane: .... Yes.

Royal Pyrites: Change is inedible.
Eldin: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Royal: *spits out a bunch of knuts*
Royal: I did not.

Holly: I've already made up a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from 26 to 5.
Constance Sykes: Just in this school?
Holly: Just in Slytherin.

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Hello I'm procrastinating

Jimmy, Anne & Andy, etc: Dads will see their kids and be like ‘is anyone going to emotionally damage that’ and not wait for an answer
Crispin Picardy: Dads see their kids?

Amelia Evans: Hey, if I ask you a dating question, will you promise not to be weird?
Phyri: I promise.
Amelia: There's this person -
Phyri: You can do better.

Evander: Well, I hate to say I told you so.
J. Alfred Darrow: Do you?
Evander: No. It’s one of the few great pleasures in my life.

Charity Lloyd: It costs 40 galleons to see a therapist
Charity: But it’s free to just tell yourself “it be like that sometimes”
Evander: What? No-

Monty Morales: Do you have any idea how many times I've had to get out of handcuffs?
Jude: Well, thank God you've been arrested so many times.
Monty: Arrested?

Azazel: It's kind of ironic; the more care you put into a murder, the harsher society judges you.

Conall: I'll keep all my emotions right here...
Conall: And then one day, I'll die.

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look ANOTHER beautiful bee!set <3

Client: Are you good in bed?
Friendless: I try to show a little affection, it keeps me feeling less like a whore.

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endy's gender is hard to discern from voice and appearance alone
goes by multiple aliases - but mostly by Nico

set by mj!

More Psych quotes cause I have a problem.

Ben: What time do you have?
Ari Fisk : What? Where's your watch at?!
Ben: It's a key tanning month!

Dionisia Fisk : Why are you gazing into each other's eyes?
Ari: We're not.
Ben: Just a routine forehead check.

Ben: The next crazy’s gonna be small potatoes compared to this. Plus…you have me now. I know I may not appear that physically imposing at first blush, but it turns out I have the tenacity of a Swiss Fox, and the instincts of a dragonfly.
Ari: You realize one of those is a rabbit, and the other is an insect?
Ben: That’s why I chose them.

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Finnian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Annabelle Bones: I wake up at 4:30.
Finnian:
Finnian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Cameron, hold a coffee pot: What if, instead of adding milk to my cereal, I used coffee?
Edison Moony, walking by: [takes coffee pot] What if you didn't?

Gryffingroup: *arguing*
Ned: *slams arm on table* WE ARE IN A GODDAMN IHOP! ACT LIKE IT!

Holly: *Wears dark grey*
Constance Sykes: Ah, I see you're breaking out the spring colors.

Constance Sykes: I’m having a kid
Holly: Oh? Congra-
Connie, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you. Sign here.

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Holly [to Meta Lestrange] : Madam Sykes told me I had to start thinking before I act.
Holly: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Sloane Bixby, angrily: Can you at least try to see things from my perspective?
Cameron: [crouches down]
Sloane:

Flora: There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Sirius Black: It’s usually an oncoming train.
Flora: Could you not try to kill my vibe for five seconds?

Royal Pyrites: It's against my moral compass.
Eldin: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel!

Cameron: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?
Alice Dawson: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Arthur: I’m not depressed. I just feel like I’m in a thick, dark fog, and everyone disappoints me and nothing works out, and what’s the point of anything anyway? And before you ask, it’s not because I’m not sleeping, okay? ‘Cause I’m getting 14 hours of sleep a night.

Emerett Picardy : Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener?”
Peregrine: Should I not have?

Kieran: Ishmael is even wearing his formal jacket.
Ishmael: It’s the one without any blood on it.

Noble Greengrass:  What are we doing? How should I know? Do I look like the leader of this merry band of misfits?

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MJ made this!

Latest Ben/Art thread in a nutshell:

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MJ made this <3

Eldin Bones : I'm not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes.
Royal: *comes into Eldin's ward*
Eldin: Oh look, there it is again.

Royal: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Eldin: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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beautiful set by the incomparable MJ!

Basically Anti in a nutshell:

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MJ made this <3

Kieran: Jude Wright  and I are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's a lawyer on a conference call talking about appellate courts and I'm drawing a duck.

@"Caroline Delaney" : I dare you to--
Evander Darrow: He isn't allowed to accept dares.
J. Alfred Darrow : Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety."

Kieran: I still don't understand the phrase "the luck of the Irish" because the luck of the Irish is, historically speaking, fucking terrible.

Zelda: Third base is when he sees you cry for the first time.

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Hi me again

Arthur Pettigrew

here's the link idk why it won't post

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MJ made this <3