— Lucille,—
They’re at it again, Lucy! I’ve been trying to save any decency I have to secure my future but there is Witch Weekly again trying to foil it. They try to make it like I’m my father's evil prodigy and paint me as a plant loving weirdo. When will they stop putting my family’s face back into that wretched publication? It’s already enough that almost everyone in the British Isle knows that I’m related to a child beater and a wild girl’s twin.

Yente Ventus is very lucky that I do not know where he lives nor what he looks like.

Your Cousin,
— Araminta Scrimgeour—