Not about Charming but about me xD

We're camping getting ready to go for a short hike, for context

Hubs: why are you bringing chips? it's 9:30 in the morning.
A: I might get hungry!
Hubs: you can eat berries in the woods!
A: what if they're poisonous?
Hubs: what if we had a science teacher who could identify that for us?!

It's me, hi, I'm the science teacher, it's me.

XD

  

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-while we’re waiting to get called in at the restaurant-

Fiancé: so you know how fanny packs are so popular, nowadays? I wonder if they’ve made an insulated fanny pack. So you could put your snacks in it.
Me: …
Fiancé: Like you put your food in your fanny pack. Like a cooler.
Me: …
Fiancé: A fooler if you will.

Me: you’ve exceeded your White Guy ™ quota for the day

  

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❧ Welcome to Evergardens ❧

Hubs has noticed my writing mojo coming back

D: whatchu got going on there?
B: a new ship, it's floating but it's destined to sink for now
D: is that some sort of analogy?
B: *explains the basics of shipping*
D: ah, you already know it's ending?
B: yeah right now were in 1887 and the board is in 1894 and we've gotta break them up to match the already written history
D: gotcha, are you the dude or the lady this time?
B: Dude! ... With another dude!
D: that was unexpected.

He knows what I write, but I don't think he really knows xD

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Describing the Lively-Baldoni lawsuit news to Jack, which involved as backstory all my thoughts about the movie, how it was promoted, what the charming peeps say about Colleen Hoover, what our sister in laws say about Colleen Hoover, etc.

Lynn: one of the most egregious things is that this movie was rated PG-13 but there's literally a rape scene.
Jack: ... oh.
Lynn: Yeah it's outrageous. I guess you can do that if you don't show any nipples.
Jack: No nipples? [sarcastic eye roll] Well, then I'm not watching it.

[Lengthy conversation later]

Lynn: Okay, so now for the part where this affects me personally...
Jack: Knew we'd get there eventually.

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I was describing why I’m Charming busy lately to Toby and —
Me: do you know about shipping?
Toby: ‘do I know about shipping,’ look who I’m dating

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MJ made this!

Jack being utterly unhelpful in my PB hunt:

Lynn: I'm looking for someone with chaotic energy.
Jack: First person that came to mind is Matty Healy, but I imagine he's taken.
Lynn: By me.
Jack: Oh, cool, problem solved. Just use "Matty Healy's left side."

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MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER

Me on Pinterest, as per usual, looking at Chris Evans pictures.

Dan: I see you looking at people at least once a day.
Me: Pinterest is my favorite way to pass the time, I look for things related to my characters.
Dan: I have yet to see anything weird.
Me: That's because I wait to do Dean while you're not in the room.
Dan: o.O
Me: It's for the better.

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Telling Jack about my Charming resolution re:Ezra-

Lynn: He really doesn't have any significant interactions other than his former fiancée and that's a problem, so —
Jack: Wait are you talking about your character or me?
Lynn: My character
Jack: Because I also have no significant interactions except with my former fiancée.

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This is not exactly charming related except that it felt very much like a conversation Don Juan (me) could have with Dean Hudson (jack)

Context, Jack was supposed to work until 8 last night, but then his schedule changed and he was supposed to get off earlier, I heard nothing from him before I fell asleep at 9. This morning:

Me: Last night I thought about what would happen if you died. Like my life would suck so bad.
Jack: Your life would suck.
Me: Yeah, like. My life depends on you. You are integral to my being. I could not exist without you.
Jack: I'm laying in a hospital bed after having crashed my motorcycle and your life is terrible.
Me: ... this was supposed to be sweet. I love you and hope you don't die. I AM BEING SENTIMENTAL.
Jack: I'll try not to die, since you'd be so put out.

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MJ made this <3

Explaining the EmGel thread:

Jack: "Aw damn, this wasn't my truth potion, this was dumb bitch juice."

  

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Lou made this! <3

Explaining the EmGel thread:

Jack: "Aw damn, this wasn't my truth potion, this was dumb bitch juice."

She's trying her best, Jack!

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MJ made this miracle!

Me, on my Pinterest bullshit again.

Me: I love Pinterest.
Dan: Do you find Pinteresting things?

A minute later.
Dan: That should be their slogan; "Find Pinteresting Things."

I cackled. It's extra funny because he used to work in advertising XD

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