Telling Jack about my new character:

Jack: You know what this character is missing that most characters like this have? A redeeming quality.
Lynn: Oh, that's not fair! He has plenty of nice qualities. I just haven't told you about them. He's funny, like witty. He's really intellectual. He likes magical theory and advanced mathematics for some reason. Like he thinks imaginary numbers are super cool.
Jack: Did you just make Asian, dead me?