Connie smiled politely, not at all sure if the old man was joking or not and in no mood to put her position on the line to find out. It was always touch and go as to whether the headmaster would deign to care about anything at all but she thought insulting the venerable charms professor might force him to intervene if the educator was irate enough.

He seemed mostly placid to Connie, but one never did know.

“I think it’s safe to say your a credit to your schooling,” she replied carefully. “Ah, I think the headmaster is about to start his speech,” she noted, already internally groaning.

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MJ made me beautiful