Quote:"One of our group members turned into a cat," he said, pushing himself out of his position so he could hover over her. "I considered giving him to you as a gift—and to him as a punishment—before realizing that would mean sending an adult man into your home, albeit in the form of your newest feline companion," he explained, visibly amused, before kissing her once more.
Edric Umbridge in A Thousand Miles
A.K.A. "I considered kidnapping an adult man in a cat form and giving him to you"





