Me to Dan: "Oh I didn't realize Daniel Radcliffe and Reilly had the same birthday. He's only a month older than you!"
Dan: "89? I could have been Harry Potter, I have glasses. My life would have looked so much different."
Me: "And I could say I'm screwing Harry Potter!"
Dan: "You could tell people you've seen Harry Potter's wand." ?
This is my life, fam.
Dan: "89? I could have been Harry Potter, I have glasses. My life would have looked so much different."
Me: "And I could say I'm screwing Harry Potter!"
Dan: "You could tell people you've seen Harry Potter's wand." ?
This is my life, fam.