Had they ever been in a situation where their interactions hadn't led to Miss Lynch getting scolded in some way or another? (It should have been a hint by this point, but emotions were now clouding his judgment. Ugh.)
"I suppose now would be the ideal time to pen a letter to your parents," he offered with a quiet chuckle. Usually men had reasons to speak to young ladies' parents that weren't to give excuses for misbehavior. His mind had just begun to wander to those reasons when she said something that caught his attention.
"Oh?" he murmured, reaching for the paper. He cast her one questioning glance before unraveling the paper himself, which- Merlin's beard. While fortunately not the headlining article, the very next page had the words LYNCH AND UMBRIDGE'S HOSPITAL MIS-ADVENTURE printed in bold letters.
"Fuck," he breathed, his eyes scanning the text, phrases such as illicit flirtation and in a way one would expect of a married or engaged couple. He flipped through the paper hastily, looking for any article relating to the actual incident that had seen him to the hospital to the first place, and—nothing.
He was agitated, but fortunately not at her. At the moment. "Just they wait until I get my ass out of here and get down to their office," he grumbled under his breath, tossing the paper down to the opposite end of the bed.
"I suppose now would be the ideal time to pen a letter to your parents," he offered with a quiet chuckle. Usually men had reasons to speak to young ladies' parents that weren't to give excuses for misbehavior. His mind had just begun to wander to those reasons when she said something that caught his attention.
"Oh?" he murmured, reaching for the paper. He cast her one questioning glance before unraveling the paper himself, which- Merlin's beard. While fortunately not the headlining article, the very next page had the words LYNCH AND UMBRIDGE'S HOSPITAL MIS-ADVENTURE printed in bold letters.
"Fuck," he breathed, his eyes scanning the text, phrases such as illicit flirtation and in a way one would expect of a married or engaged couple. He flipped through the paper hastily, looking for any article relating to the actual incident that had seen him to the hospital to the first place, and—nothing.
He was agitated, but fortunately not at her. At the moment. "Just they wait until I get my ass out of here and get down to their office," he grumbled under his breath, tossing the paper down to the opposite end of the bed.

— set by MJ! —