Not about Charming but about me xD

We're camping getting ready to go for a short hike, for context

Hubs: why are you bringing chips? it's 9:30 in the morning.
A: I might get hungry!
Hubs: you can eat berries in the woods!
A: what if they're poisonous?
Hubs: what if we had a science teacher who could identify that for us?!

It's me, hi, I'm the science teacher, it's me.

XD

  

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-while we’re waiting to get called in at the restaurant-

Fiancé: so you know how fanny packs are so popular, nowadays? I wonder if they’ve made an insulated fanny pack. So you could put your snacks in it.
Me: …
Fiancé: Like you put your food in your fanny pack. Like a cooler.
Me: …
Fiancé: A fooler if you will.

Me: you’ve exceeded your White Guy ™ quota for the day

  

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