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Saffron Whitby 23 | wchb rep » 9 | unattached Secretary for the Dept. of Magical Games & Sports ❧

~— A B O U T — “Saffron is fluent in sarcasm, which she needs in her job as a long-suffering Ministry secretary. She has perfected the art of seeming perky and polite and helpful while internally wanting to punch people in the face. Clever, guarded and practical, Saffy doesn't take shit – and her department would be lost without her, so she hasn't gotten fired yet.” Why come up with a blurb when you can just put in the part of the ad that sold you within 10 mins? Thanks MJ FRIENDS: Fellow Whitby & Hogsmeade-adjacent folk come hither! Saffy needs friends; she was in Ravenclaw but left in the Summer of 87 right after her Fifth year. CO-WORKERS: Fellow Ministry-folk! Progressive women in MC/LC particularly I think would delight Saffy, but I also would love to get her talking with quidditch lovers, esp since she does NOT. LIKE. QUIDDITCH. Flying she's ok with but would prefer to remain with both feet planted on the ground; Quidditch games, hek no. Someone subject her to torture pls. Drag her to a game, then buy her pastries afterwards. HURLS: NGL I could see Saffron in an enemies to lovers plot pretty well, but I'm also open to other ideas! I thiiiiink she leans towards being straight, but I'm not getting a hard and fast line from her yet.

Hello, Fitz will be abducting inviting her to a quidditch game. He will be obnoxious about it the whole time.

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Hiii. For potential friends - Viola Sinistra, fellow ministry lady who could use some socializing. Also Chastity Bentley was in the year ahead of her at Hogwarts, in Hufflepuff.

Also Lorelei Owens for Hogsmeade people who could also use friiiends.

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   Philomena Sprout

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set by Bee! <3

Hello, Fitz will be abducting inviting her to a quidditch game. He will be obnoxious about it the whole time.

Yesss we chatted on Discord, can’t wait!! <33

Hiii. For potential friends - Viola Sinistra, fellow ministry lady who could use some socializing. Also Chastity Bentley was in the year ahead of her at Hogwarts, in Hufflepuff.

Also Lorelei Owens for Hogsmeade people who could also use friiiends.

Ooo yes pls to all! Esp Viola and Lorelei, pls!! Maybe to start we could do a Viola/Saffy thread? :D

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❧ Welcome to Evergardens ❧

Hiii. For potential friends - Viola Sinistra, fellow ministry lady who could use some socializing. Also Chastity Bentley was in the year ahead of her at Hogwarts, in Hufflepuff.

Also Lorelei Owens for Hogsmeade people who could also use friiiends.

Ooo yes pls to all! Esp Viola and Lorelei, pls!! Maybe to start we could do a Viola/Saffy thread? :D

Sounds good to me! I can start something. <3

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   Philomena Sprout

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set by Bee! <3

HI!

Delphine Hunniford was in Saffy's year at Hogwarts and they both work in the ministry though in different departments. She could fall under co-worker or potential friends categories here. As friends or even just work friends she could be someone to drag her to a game. I think Delly would like the games for the exact reasons Saffy dislikes them. But the fact she has moved out and lives away from her parents might be something of interest to Saffy.

Anthony Delaney could be a potential hurl if they ever ran into each other. Additionally, it can also be assumed that Locklyn MacCoinnich flirts with every woman in the ministry he comes across who isn't dramatically older than him. So Saffy would be on that list.

  

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look at the pretties mj made me!!!

I have Zinnia Gallagher who is a couple years older and was also a Ravvie, and obviously lives in Hogsmeade. I could see them being friends, or at least friendly with each other?

She might also know Reginald Alderton, both from school and he was briefly a reporter for the DP sports section. I'm not sure they'd be friends, but friendly acquaintances. His brother sponsors a quidditch team, but I'm blanking ATM which one.

And uh... Clifford Hillicker is also a couple years older than her. Probably not friends though lol.

  

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Congrats to Saffy for surviving the early days of Tybalt Kirke working at the Ministry being absolutely hopeless. He can still wax poetic about quidditch at her, if you like. xD

Other quidditch folks who might need to visit the Ministry or she might bump into being dragged to quidditch things: Theodore Gallivan Yassine Bensouda Philip Rowle

Kristoffer Lestrange was in her year at school, so probably remembers her and is generally rude if they cross paths.

  

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look ANOTHER beautiful bee!set <3

She was a year above Enid Glynn in the same house; Enid would think she is very cool. I imagine she is also probably over Cash's bullshit generally. Art as a Quidditch-adjacent person.

  

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HI!

Delphine Hunniford was in Saffy's year at Hogwarts and they both work in the ministry though in different departments. She could fall under co-worker or potential friends categories here. As friends or even just work friends she could be someone to drag her to a game. I think Delly would like the games for the exact reasons Saffy dislikes them. But the fact she has moved out and lives away from her parents might be something of interest to Saffy.

Anthony Delaney could be a potential hurl if they ever ran into each other. Additionally, it can also be assumed that Locklyn MacCoinnich flirts with every woman in the ministry he comes across who isn't dramatically older than him. So Saffy would be on that list.

Ooooh I could definitely see them being at least Friendly/take lunches together, but yeah Delphine might overwhelm Saffy at times xD I'd love to throw them at each to her though, cause you never know, Delphine might be that friend that Saffy makes an exception for?

Down for Anthony hurl and Lock hurls but also would love to see Saffron try and deal with Locklyn lmao

I have Zinnia Gallagher who is a couple years older and was also a Ravvie, and obviously lives in Hogsmeade. I could see them being friends, or at least friendly with each other?

She might also know Reginald Alderton, both from school and he was briefly a reporter for the DP sports section. I'm not sure they'd be friends, but friendly acquaintances. His brother sponsors a quidditch team, but I'm blanking ATM which one.

And uh... Clifford Hillicker is also a couple years older than her. Probably not friends though lol.

Oh yes I could see Saffy and Zinnia being friends! I think Saffy would enjoy Zinnia as a fellow artist. Though Saffron doesn't really consider herself as an artist lmao, just a doodler at best.

Yes I could see Saffy and Clifford being a tad antagonistic towards each other. Her sarcasm knows no bounds.

Congrats to Saffy for surviving the early days of Tybalt Kirke working at the Ministry being absolutely hopeless. He can still wax poetic about quidditch at her, if you like. xD

Other quidditch folks who might need to visit the Ministry or she might bump into being dragged to quidditch things: Theodore Gallivan Yassine Bensouda Philip Rowle

Kristoffer Lestrange was in her year at school, so probably remembers her and is generally rude if they cross paths.

LMAO omg yes Tybalt/Saffy pls

Shall keep Theo/Yassine/Philip in mind for general acquaintances!

Keeping Kristoffer in mind if she needs to reference obnoxious people xDD

She was a year above Enid Glynn in the same house; Enid would think she is very cool. I imagine she is also probably over Cash's bullshit generally. Art as a Quidditch-adjacent person.

Yes to Enid/Saffy friendship pls? :D I know in your round up you said Enid was good with threads, so we don't have to rush, but I'm down for Saffy/Art thread? Maybe about a Generic Quidditch Event or something?

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