I pray you will forgive the inconvenience of an unprompted letter, but I fear I could delay writing to you no longer.

The early March edition of Witch Weekly shined a most unfavorable light on you and your daughters, as I'm sure you are well aware. This light, I'd argue, was aimed most incorrectly as there can be no doubts as to the relations between Mr. MacFusty and Ms. Binns. You see, it was near midnight when I received incorrectly received a letter last week from the hussy herself. (I also hope you will forgive my crass language, but there can be no denying what she is.) I've attached the letter and the accompanying handkerchief for your review.

I hope you may use this to discredit the words of this Meredith Watchword. She seems to have the most awful vendetta against upstanding citizens of our Society.

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