Ocean: Cold tea is better than Hot tea
Jon: *leaves voice chat*

America has won the Revolutionary War Again!

I'm sorry. You guys put milk in it; you are ALL heathens.

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i quit this site this is my official resignation

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   Aldous Crouch

milk AND sugar, tyvm

  

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Magic by Elaine!

i don't put sugar in tea

but honestly feeling very attacked right now

  

Guys. Here me out. Mint tea.

  

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10 secs ago

Olive on Espeon: *Leaf water

20 secs ago

Jon: jeeeesh

25 secs ago

Jon: RIGHT SO HERE'S THE TEA you are all wrong ok

35 secs ago

Jon: nighttt

40 secs ago

Olive on Espeon: Personally I'd rather not drink hot leaf water whether it has lactate in it or not

  

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Magic by Elaine!

Fruity bubble tea and iced tea or no tea. Well except for Liptons apple and cinnamon, the mythical tea I haven't been able to find since I was 11.

I don't wanna taste that leaf.
I also don't do coffee but that's another conversation.

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Thanks to Bee for this magnificent set <3

WOAH HOLD THE FRONT DOOR RIGHT THIS SECOND

I CAN KIND OF ALLOW NOT LIKING TEA (not really but for arguments sake sure) BUT COFFEE?

LITERALLY WHY AM I HERE.

  

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a tea-brewing alignment chart

tag yourself i'm chaotic good and neutral evil

LAWFUL GOOD Hot tea made with a kettle	NEUTRAL GOOD Hot tea with sugar	CHAOTIC GOOD Sweet iced tea
LAWFUL NEUTRAL Hot tea with pot-boiled water	TRUE NEUTRAL Hot tea with milk	CHAOTIC NEUTRAL Unsweetened iced tea
LAWFUL EVIL Hot tea with microwave-boiled water	NEUTRAL EVIL Hot tea with sugar and milk	CHAOTIC EVIL Iced tea with sugar and milk

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tag yourself i'm tea

  

WOAH HOLD THE FRONT DOOR RIGHT THIS SECOND

I CAN KIND OF ALLOW NOT LIKING TEA (not really but for arguments sake sure) BUT COFFEE?

LITERALLY WHY AM I HERE.

I don’t drink coffee either

  

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Honestly right where are the cameras

where

because this has to be a punk'd episode

  

When it comes to this I am Switzerland unless you like Kombucha then you're dead to me.


FUNGAL URINE I SAY

Chris: *seeing me write this* Highfive.

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Kayte, because of your long awaited response:

  

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Magic by Elaine!

Leave me and Jon alone, it’s our national crutch in times of crisis.
Rainy day? Tea.
Beloved soap character dies? There’s usually a surge in electricity for the five minutes after a big episode because people are making tea.
Is it morning? Tea. Is something wrong? No. Have a cuppa just in case.

Edit: although in fairness to you lot your milk is weird and does not suit tea and I did not see a single box of Yorkshire tea while there so if you’re basing this on Liptons bags and 2% then it all makes sense...

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fabulous set by Lady <3