Meet. Cassius Lestrange—a strapping young lad from an illustrious family. Who wouldn’t want to marry him? Sure, his father actively dislikes him and yes, he “actively” likes the menfolk, but we can’t all be perfect, can we?
Lucius has decided it’s time to stop faffing about and time to start making arrangements for his greatest disappointment. Sure, Cash is young, but also, Lucius is rich! There are few impediments.
To that end, he has enlisted his nice Evelyn Abercrombie and her knowledge of the up-and-coming debs of the world to find his son an appropriate match. She has semi-outsourced to Inès Valentine, as one does.
What does that mean for you?
I am looking for unmarried, unattached young ladies aged 12-20 who are MCPB or UCPB. Those who “pass” their interview with the ladies will get a chance to wet themselves (in the urine way) in a face-to-face with Big Daddy. Only his top candidates will actually get to meet the man they might be marrying!
DISCLAIMER: there is a plot in the works for Cash outside of this so like, don’t make it your reason to live or anything. Tis but a FUN EXCURSION. Interviews for students can be arranged on Hogsmeade week-ends.
Girls or their parents may contact the answering service directly to book an appointment.
Any takers?

— phenomenal set by bex! —
Lucius has decided it’s time to stop faffing about and time to start making arrangements for his greatest disappointment. Sure, Cash is young, but also, Lucius is rich! There are few impediments.
To that end, he has enlisted his nice Evelyn Abercrombie and her knowledge of the up-and-coming debs of the world to find his son an appropriate match. She has semi-outsourced to Inès Valentine, as one does.
What does that mean for you?
I am looking for unmarried, unattached young ladies aged 12-20 who are MCPB or UCPB. Those who “pass” their interview with the ladies will get a chance to wet themselves (in the urine way) in a face-to-face with Big Daddy. Only his top candidates will actually get to meet the man they might be marrying!
DISCLAIMER: there is a plot in the works for Cash outside of this so like, don’t make it your reason to live or anything. Tis but a FUN EXCURSION. Interviews for students can be arranged on Hogsmeade week-ends.
Girls or their parents may contact the answering service directly to book an appointment.
Any takers?


— phenomenal set by bex! —