June 24th, 1895 — Offices of Drs. Pomfrey, Diagon Alley, London
"My apologies, Miss Alardice," the physician offered profusely as he entered his examination room-cum-office, where the young lady already sat. "A house call ran long."
This was, Wystan thought, a less awkward excuse than I was eating lunch; quickly and, he hoped, unobtrusively, Stan ran a hand over his beard lest any crumbs remain to betray his fib. Truer still, the wizard had no reason to apologize, strictly speaking: there had been no appointment scheduled. The day nurse, however, had said there was something about the young lady that had prompted her to send the witch back nonetheless, and neither Stan nor his father employed staff whose judgement could not be trusted entirely.
Rather than go directly to Miss Alardice, he removed his wand, raping it thrice upon the deceptively medium-sized cabinet along one wall of the room. On the third rap, the cabinet relinquished its treasure: a manila folder with the young lady's name noted upon it in a neat, precise hand that most certainly did not belong to either of the physicians in the offices, both of whom possessed the sort of handwriting stereotypically associated with their occupation. He did not open it, however, instead placing it on the desktop and taking his seat.
"Now," he said, steepling his fingers on the desk, "what has brought you to us this afternoon?"

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