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*Helga Crouch* · June 20, 2018 – 5:37 AM

Modern AU Helga would put out an application to be on The Bachelor every time, not with the hope of being picked, but with the hope of being the "brokenhearted" one and being picked as the next Bachelorette

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*Jossima Warbeck* · June 20, 2018 – 5:35 PM

Modern AU Jossima would be the sort to chat up telemarketers for an hour, leading them to believe she was going to buy something, and then hanging up when she got bored. Alternatively, she'd invite those door-to-door salespeople inside her home, have some sort of random conversation with them, and when they finally managed to bring up to the topic of what they're selling she'd shoo them out >.>

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Cassius Lestrange · June 29, 2018 – 2:22 PM

Modern AU Lucinda gets married to Wes way later, and also doesn't stop working for Thom/Puddlemere United. She's also probably much happier and less inclined to meddle in her friends' and families' personal lives! Also before Wes becomes a stay-at-home dad the Cavanaughs hire a retired Puddlemere Quidditch player as an au pair/nanny.

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*Lupus Jameshill* · July 4, 2018 – 6:11 PM

Modern Lou would have gotten casually addicted to anti-depressants over the past year and would currently be living life like this.

*Ophelia Devine* · March 9, 2019 – 4:06 PM

headcanon hot take: Everyone who "died of a broken heart" after losing their significant other was actually the victim of an Unbreakable Vow no one else knew about.

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*Christobal Vainart* · March 24, 2020 – 10:22 PM

Modern Christobal would make artistic, ~poetic cinema~ pornographic movies.

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Benevolence Crouch · March 25, 2020 – 6:30 AM

(April 3, 2018 – 3:38 PM)Reuben Crouch Wrote: Modern AU Ben brings girlfriends to family events that he's forced to attend. It's always a different girl and Aldous & Roman don't bother to learn their names because they'll never be back, they just refer to them by descriptive monikers. When Ben is out of the room, they have conversations like:

Ben is my favourite uncle apparently

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Ginevra Blackwood · March 25, 2020 – 10:05 AM

Ginny would be a social media influencer, she would do yoga in beautiful places, travel 'blog' and post videos of herself working out. #cleanliving. Eventually she would come with her own range of yogapants stocked exclusively at lulu lemon (promocode fitspiration!) and a range of both sexy and athletic underwear stocked at Victoria Secret

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*Tatiana Macnair* · March 25, 2020 – 2:10 PM

The year is 2020 and Tatiana is head of a PR firm married to a spineless politician she can manipulate but also banging his sister.

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*Seneca Lestrange* · March 25, 2020 – 2:10 PM

Modern Seneca could really like Yves Saint Laurent as a brand and I have this headcanon because YSL's face rn is the lady who played Leta Lestrange

~~Ruby Urquart~~ · March 25, 2020 – 10:50 PM

Modern Ruby would do tarot card reading videos on Youtube. I actually watch those when I'm bored and feeling lost about my life lol and there's this lady who gives me Ruby vibes because Ruby would be similarly bubbly

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Emrys Selwyn · January 14, 2021 – 4:01 AM

Modern Emrys would be Bruce Wayne and be a big tech mogul/ high profile playboy by day, but instead of fighting crime by night his alter ego would be as a fabulous drag queen.

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*Acacia Darlington* · January 14, 2021 – 4:09 AM

(January 14, 2021 – 4:01 AM)Emrys Selwyn Wrote: Modern Emrys would be Bruce Wayne and be a big tech mogul/ high profile playboy by day, but instead of fighting crime by night his alter ego would be as a fabulous drag queen.

Bro should be adopting a bunch of rando kids he found on the street, cause that would be hilarious. ~~Kelly needs more BatFam content~~

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Emrys Selwyn · January 14, 2021 – 4:16 AM

(January 14, 2021 – 4:09 AM)Acacia Ruskin Wrote:
(January 14, 2021 – 4:01 AM)Emrys Selwyn Wrote: Modern Emrys would be Bruce Wayne and be a big tech mogul/ high profile playboy by day, but instead of fighting crime by night his alter ego would be as a fabulous drag queen.

Bro should be adopting a bunch of rando kids he found on the street, cause that would be hilarious. ~~Kelly needs more BatFam content~~

I mean... if they want to be drag queens??

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*Charity Lloyd* · January 14, 2021 – 5:17 AM

Modern Charity would 100% be the kid who went to went to Ancient Egyptian exhibits as a kid to stare at the mummies and felt the need to explain, in great detail, how mummies were prepared to literally anyone willing to listen. Gross details and everything.

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*Dionisia Fisk* · February 5, 2021 – 4:25 AM

Dio's modern-day mothering style would be putting a helmet on her kid's head and hoping for the best. Injury at daycare? As long as he's acting normal then she'll deal with it later. Comes home covered in dirt? Hose him down in the front yard. It's a matter of survival; parenting will happen along the way :P

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