Ida was still far too rattled to even begin to broach the profound stupidity of his train of thought, and instead set her teeth further as she shook her head in silent fury. Clearly, he was just trying to mess with her. Get in her head. But why now, after all was said and done? When she was about to unleash him in potential barrier-breaking form just the way he so fervently desired? What was this ass’s endgame?
“Oh, well last time I checked, you don’t go walking around the streets of London in your bloody fucking underwear unless you were looking to be arrested,” she countered hotly, parroting back his words in a condescending ‘deep man voice’. The dogs both sat up like sphinxes, heads tilting with renewed interest in the pair. “You idiot! If my older brother were to walk in on us like this you would be dead, beyond dead, and you’d be in jail for the rest of your life, he’s a lawyer!” And that's not even considering her ancestors, who all honestly were probably watching her right this second--
Just then, the feeling of something poking her back (it wasn’t–?!) caused Ida to leap out of her skin, letting out a yelp. The sound of his voice near her ear, close enough she swore she could feel passing breath, finally unnerved her. She pivoted on her good foot from sheer impulse, bringing her face to face and dizzyingly close to the criminal who tackled her just this morning. Oh gods-- don't stare. The knuckles of her fists, balled up in terror againt her sternum, lightly grazed his chest. It could have been lightening by the way it shocked Ida enough that she took a staggering step back – onto her bad foot, which quaked under too much pressure and caused her to stumble and pitch backwards onto the floor in a muffled cry.
On the ground, rump aching, the young woman realized she was panting because she’d been holding her breath for so long. The shock caused Ida to finally snap to – Merlin– was she really losing it to this? Obviously that was just her wand. “You asshole!” She finally relinquished, pounding her fists in frustration on the dirt. “You didn’t hurt my feelings, you’re just being offensive!”
“Oh, well last time I checked, you don’t go walking around the streets of London in your bloody fucking underwear unless you were looking to be arrested,” she countered hotly, parroting back his words in a condescending ‘deep man voice’. The dogs both sat up like sphinxes, heads tilting with renewed interest in the pair. “You idiot! If my older brother were to walk in on us like this you would be dead, beyond dead, and you’d be in jail for the rest of your life, he’s a lawyer!” And that's not even considering her ancestors, who all honestly were probably watching her right this second--
Just then, the feeling of something poking her back (it wasn’t–?!) caused Ida to leap out of her skin, letting out a yelp. The sound of his voice near her ear, close enough she swore she could feel passing breath, finally unnerved her. She pivoted on her good foot from sheer impulse, bringing her face to face and dizzyingly close to the criminal who tackled her just this morning. Oh gods-- don't stare. The knuckles of her fists, balled up in terror againt her sternum, lightly grazed his chest. It could have been lightening by the way it shocked Ida enough that she took a staggering step back – onto her bad foot, which quaked under too much pressure and caused her to stumble and pitch backwards onto the floor in a muffled cry.
On the ground, rump aching, the young woman realized she was panting because she’d been holding her breath for so long. The shock caused Ida to finally snap to – Merlin– was she really losing it to this? Obviously that was just her wand. “You asshole!” She finally relinquished, pounding her fists in frustration on the dirt. “You didn’t hurt my feelings, you’re just being offensive!”
stefanie made this beautiful set <3