Zelda: It’s not a hickey, okay, because that would be disgusting and unprofessional.
Zelda: Alfred, did you give me a hickey?

Ari Fisk: You know I’m a little disappointed in you Julian, you were chaperoning Zelda, you could have done a better job of looking out for her.
Julian Fisk: Okay, I’m sorry I’m not a condom.

J. Alfred Darrow: Will you marry me?
Zelda:  What the fuck, seriously?

Cash: Look, lying to your parents is an adulthood rite of passage, like pretending you love them.

Ari: You’re the most evil of us. Do you have a plan?
Roslyn Ross:  I’m not evil.
Ari: You are smart and you are mean.
Ros: I’ll cop to smart and mean.

Noble: I’ll be fine as long as nobody ever knows.
Clem: I know.
Noble: Aw, jeez.
Clem: Yeah, I’d be worried.

Juliana Binns: Okay, you got me, I just like telling people they’re wrong.

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