"Wha — no," Ford said in response to the question. Was that a joke he didn't get, or did this shop... actually have a wig made out of unicorn hair? That definitely met the criteria of obscure, but it couldn't have been farther from what he was actually looking for.

"I thought this was a bookstore," he said, wondering if he'd gotten it wrong. There were plenty of books around, but actually now that he was in the shop he was seeing plenty of other things, too. Maybe he could get out of this after all, if the selection of books they carried wasn't large enough to include short story collections by Muggles.