Elmer's shop was full of obscure objects. "What is it?" He asked, trying to take a guess on what it might be. By the way the man had spoken, it sounded as something vaguely shameful. Perhaps he was looking for a vintage phallic toy? Elmer had a selection of those, for those customers who seeked those kind of things.

"I don't suppose you want a wig with unicorn hair," Elmer asked. This used to be a trend sometime in the early 1700s by heartless wizards and one of them had found its way into his shop.