Quote:Evander Darrow: I am, as the kids say, awake.
J. Alfred Darrow: Don’t you mean woke?
Evander: Yes, but that’s grammatically incorrect.

Quote:Dionisia: So wait, Alfred kissed you and you said ‘thank you?’
@"Zelda Fisk": Yes.
Dionisia: Well, that was very polite.

Quote:Arthur Pettigrew : Lach?
Lachlan: *sigh* Fallon used to call me Lach.
Arthur: Because it’s your fucking name.

Quote:Helga: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship? Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever. But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.

Quote:Bella: Before you judge me for doing something dumb, keep in mind that I have one brain cell and she’s alone in there.
Bella: It’s dark and scary, show some compassion, she’s trying her best.

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