2nd is to marry a frenchman, 3rd that i would not marry a man unless he
had a moustache, and yours is such a nice one...' M. Smith
A young lady has an unreasonable list of expectations for her husband and as long as he ticks the box he qualfies. The more ridiculous the checklist the better.
In the case above when she discovered the gentleman was pretending to be french she killed him!
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