Quote:Ben: You know, I'm still a more than a little peeved at you for keeping all this from me.

Ari: I'm sorry, Ben, but you know eventually we're gonna both get married. There's gonna be certain things we can't share with each other.

Ben: I'm trying not to think about that.......we're still gonna live next door to each other, right?

Ari: Hell yeah, with a pool going across both of our yards.

Ben: I've got dibs on the diving board.

Ari: Yeah, okay.

Quote:Ben: I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me.

Quote:Baxter: You're acting like a child, Ben.

Ben: I AM NOT ACTING.

Quote:King: Come on, let's hug it out.

Kieran: I would rather learn to play the harp.

Quote:Jude: How much blood was it exactly, Kieran?

Kieran: It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.

Quote:Ben: I'm just getting started, you giant cockroach. You know what? That was out of line. I apologize to cockroaches everywhere, especially Jiminy Cricket, although for the first time in thirty years, it occurs to me... he might be a cricket.

Quote:Ben: I'm Benedict and this is my associate, M. C. Clap Your Handz.

Baxter: With a Z.

Quote:Baxter: Holy crap, are you checking your email?

Ari: I get productive when I'm nervous.

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