Church isn't exactly my cup of tea, but I attend to appease my parents whilst home. I can do so little for them when I'm abroad, so granting them a few hours of my time is the least I can do. Even if there is a pastor spewing nonsense for the entirety of those hours.

Besides, Earth has coerced me into having tea with her today and my brother eloped last night. I think I'm going to need more than one drink when we meet tomorrow.

And yes, my sister is Earth! As I'm sure you gathered from above there. Earth Beck. A missionary trip sounds like something she would partake in, so I'm not the least bit surprised. My parents named us after the solar system. An outlandish naming trend my siblings have all managed to continue thus far. It's a bit ridiculous really.