To the mysterious "Man of Culture",

After some investigation on my part, it appears that I am the victim, if that term is apt in this circumstance, of a well-intentioned prank of sorts. At the risk of disappointing you immensely, sir, it was not myself that placed an advertisement in Witch Weekly but instead someone acting on my behalf.

Having since read the advertisement in question, though it is not in my nature to place such a thing, I must acknowledge that I see no errors in it. Therefore, I cannot help but be flattered that you have elected to respond.

Though you do seem (on paper, in the most literal sense of the expression!) to be a fine gentleman, you will pardon me for my prudence in declining to meet a stranger. A young lady from a good family must be wary of strangers when they are encountered through unconventional avenues. Note, sir, that my refusal is not absolute, merely for the moment.

Perhaps more details would guide me to be more forthcoming?

Sincerely,