April 1, 1888
Bella,
I am accused of murder? As in they say I am to murder someone? Who? Why? I never read Witch Weekly unless someone specifically tell me too. It only full of lies. Hold on a moment, I'll go fetch one of my sisters' copies one of them ought read it. Maybe Corrine or Roxanne.
Okay, so Corrine had a copy and I've read the article. Mind you Sephey and I are on the cover. Technically my sisters and I were accused of a murder we had yet commit. We don't even hunt vampires. We are vampire experts. There is a difference. That killing thing is only rumors. Beside most my sisters wouldn't hurt a bug.
Also Bella - you would be one of the last persons I would ask to help hide a body. You would be so unhelpful. I say that lovingly.
Nowwww, missy. What is this about you and a Mr Reuben Crouch? I've met him once. He ripped my dress and we got in a fight as he wouldn't apologize. But enough about that, what about you and him being a couple. And caught drunk with him? What in the world were you doing? You know what they say about him and women!
Cora Van Helsing
speaks with a dutch accent!