This is not exactly an incorrect quote but is legitimately the MOST ARI THING EVER. I haven't been able to find the original for myself but it is from this tumblr post, apparently written by a jewish gay poet in the 13th century:
Quote:the poet is rabbi yehuda al-harizi/judah ben solomon harizi! it’s from his book of taḥkemoni iirc, and the quote is “if Moses had seen the way my friend’s face blushes when he’s drunk, and his beautiful curls and wonderful hands, he would not have written in his Torah: do not lie with a man”ari ghostwrote that