January 20, 2019 – 2:06 AM
Acacia Darlington — Played by Kelly
Quote:Regina: Richard kissed me!!
Avril: *gasps* NO!
Another Friend: *squeals* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Regina: It’s unbelievable.
Friend: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Avril: Okay, okay, we wanna hear everything. [Friend], get the wine and unplug the phone. Regina, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Regina: Oh it ended veeeery well.
Friend: *running with the wine glasses* Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Avril: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like, a y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?
Regina: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… Oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
Avril and Friend: *squealing* Aaaaawwwww!
[Scene changes to Richard and Buddy casually eating pizza around the table]
Richard: And uh, and then I kissed her.
Buddy: Tongue?
Richard: Yeah.
Buddy: Cool.
Quote:Chrysanta, carrying a large box: What would you do if I came home with, um, ten more puppies?
Acacia: What's in the box?
Chrysanta: ...
Acacia: Chrysanta, what's in the box?
Chrysanta: I think you know.
Quote:Richard: Why me?
Regina: Because people like you! You're quiet. You say "excuse me." You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.
Quote:Juniper: Where’s our daughter?
Andrew: She went out.
Juniper: She’s grounded!
Andrew: .....are they not allowed out when they’re grounded?
