While that sounds absolutely terrifying, it would surely make for an adventure later in life. Imagine one day telling our children that we had to embark on a harrowing quest through the Forbidden Forest in order to receive an education; they will never dare cross us or complain about their problems!

Perhaps we could send a letter of suggestion? If we're able to devise a solution to the Hogwarts problem, they might award us with Special Services to the School - and some well-deserved house points!

We will be fine, Rex.

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