"Oh, not me," Art jested, holding his hands up in a gesture of surrender. If Hudson didn't read Witch Weekly, then Art certainly wasn't going to educate him. "Except things like this, of course. But I've known a great many married men, and —" he shrugged. Married men were just like bachelors, often because many of them were recovering bachelors.

Art was more settled-down than he'd been in his twenties, and certainly less chaotic — but he was no longer sure that that was because of marriage. He usually thought that maybe he was just older.