-while we’re waiting to get called in at the restaurant-
Fiancé: so you know how fanny packs are so popular, nowadays? I wonder if they’ve made an insulated fanny pack. So you could put your snacks in it.
Me: …
Fiancé: Like you put your food in your fanny pack. Like a cooler.
Me: …
Fiancé: A fooler if you will.
Me: you’ve exceeded your White Guy ™ quota for the day
Fiancé: so you know how fanny packs are so popular, nowadays? I wonder if they’ve made an insulated fanny pack. So you could put your snacks in it.
Me: …
Fiancé: Like you put your food in your fanny pack. Like a cooler.
Me: …
Fiancé: A fooler if you will.
Me: you’ve exceeded your White Guy ™ quota for the day