June 17th, 1888
Charles,
You certainly don't give him enough credit. He's a sweet old man and he clearly has good taste in humans. Knows what he's doing, surely.

And if you call me firewhiskey, I can promise you he won't be nice to you at all and will plot his revenge on you simply for my sake. Clearly we have begun an arrangement of sorts.

Also, don't tell me what to do. I can take care of myself, remember.
Sincerely,
Emmeline