Dear In Search of Amusement,

Your letter in Witch Weekly caught my attention! I am similarly under-stimulated much of the time, and I believe that my life would be greatly improved by frequent entertaining discussions. (I am also younger than twenty-six.) This question may be too typical for you, but it is a starting point: which party this summer was your favorite?

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Sincerely,
A Gentleman Prone to Boredom