Lynn: Can I tell you about what's going on with Charming?
Jack: Yeah, sure.
Lynn: Well I just killed a character —
Jack: Woah what?
Lynn: — so that he can become a ghost —
Jack: Oh, this is the planned one.
Lynn: Yeah, but how it happened is fun! So his sister is socially anxious, and her marriage prospects suck, and they were having an argument about that and she —
Jack: Oh, wait. You know how in the Victorian era a lot of people had virtue names? At first I thought you were telling me her name was Socially-Anxious.
Lynn: ...no, not quite. So anyway, they were fighting and she pushed him and he slipped and fell down the stairs. But then he doesn't want her to go to jail and have her life ruined —
Jack: Wait, is your character staging his own death?
Lynn: Yes!
Jack: To protect his murderer?
Lynn: Yes!
Jack: Get a life, Victor.