Lowri Dempsey: Don't pull any of those stunts like you did the last time.
Porphyria Dempsey: I made an offering.
Lowri: You dropped a dead mouse in that poor man's lap.
Phyri: Yes. like a cat
Lowri: You are not a cat, Porphyria
Phyri. No. Tragically I am a woman.

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Raphael Malfoy: It's not natural for women to fight.
Rowan Yaxley: It's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.

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Eugene Scamander: Did you know she refuses to see a movie if an animal dies?
Tilda MacFusty: But I don't mind if people die.

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Elias Grimstone: Are you alright?
Irene Crawley: I’m gonna start charging people money for asking me that.

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Raf: you have 3 seconds to get your hand off of me
Ro: bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like 10 minutes ago??
Raf: yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up
Ro: okay
*30 min later*
Raf: Yaxley, why aren’t you holding my hand

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Basil Foxwood: The path to inner peace begins with four words —
Agrimony Macnair: not my fucking problem

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Elias: Why do you like being out in the rain?
@"Daffodil Potts": I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.
Irene: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.

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Benedict Sterling: Hey Dio, can I give you some advice?
Dionisia Fisk: Absolutely not.

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Raf: I made tea.
Ro: I don’t want tea.
Raf: I didn’t make tea for you…this is my tea.
Ro: Then why are you telling me?
Raf: It’s a conversation starter.
Ro: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Raf: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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[during a battle]

@"Fallon Hatchitt": Is anyone else scared?
Ben: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.

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Christabel Daphnel: Phyri, i did something terrible.
Porphyria Dempsey: don’t worry. i have a shovel.
Christabel: i- wait, what did you think i did?
Phyri: doesn’t matter. no one will ever know.

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Benedict Sterling & Ari Fisk: how did you find us?
Dionisia Fisk: oh it was easy really. i just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.