Lynn: Who should I give these Hogwarts house points to?
Jack: Ravenclaw.
Lynn: Hm, okay.
Jack: You seem disappointed.
Lynn: I'm just not a Ravenclaw.
Jack: What?
Lynn: I'm not a Ravenclaw.
Jack: Yes, you are. What house are you, if you're not a Ravenclaw?
Lynn: I'm a Gryffindor.
Jack: You are not! Gryffindor is the worst house. Gryffindor has no personality. It's the house of main characters.
Lynn: I didn't say it was a good house! But every time I take a quiz anywhere, on any site, they tell me I'm a Gryffindor.
Jack: Well, you're not. You're a Ravenclaw.
Lynn: Okay, then. But we did these quizzes and I was Gryffindor and you were Hufflepuff.
Jack: I was what?!