Alfred nodded rapidly, a little frantic, and climbed out of bed to get dressed. "Alright. Ah — shit," he mumbled as he glanced around the room, wondering what he should even do first. Pants, somewhere, because he was going to have to go and get someone (Katia? The midwife? He was not even entirely sure where the midwife lived because this was not supposed to be happening yet), but also where was his wand, and was there something he ought to be doing for Zelda before he did either of those things?
"Should I —? I mean, do you —? Are you going to be alright if I leave to get the midwife?" he finally managed to ask, still standing naked and helpless besides the bed.
"Should I —? I mean, do you —? Are you going to be alright if I leave to get the midwife?" he finally managed to ask, still standing naked and helpless besides the bed.
MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER