You know what this is.

August, about Elsbeth: She's the wooOOOoooOOrst. She is the worst person in the world.

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*unleashes esteban's inner courfeyrac*

Esteban: you know you shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.
Mateo: then I wouldn't get to insult anyone!

"Hi. Esteban. The human form of the 100 emoji."

"The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."

"Your rigid code of honor, which drives me nuts, makes you a wonderful human being, and I am proud to call you my friend and don’t ever change."

- Esteban to Jude Wright

"Oh, Jude. You’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything."

- Esteban also to Jude

I'll be able to make better decisions once my baby brain falls out and my adult brain grows in.

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Bella: Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

— to Terpsichore Van Helsing, probably.

  

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He's not here yet but he shall be:

Monty: I ask myself 48 times a day, “Am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” The answer is always, yes, of course.

Esteban @ Jude Wright
[qoute]Esteban: Come on! You’re not our babysitter!
June: No I’m not. At least babysitters are paid for the shit they go through. [/quote]

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Handsome: Do you like her?
Munny: She checks a lot of my boxes. She's a woman, she's got a face, she can go outside. I just wish there was a way I could know for sure that we were meant to be together. Like a sign.
Handsome: A sign? Like what?
Munny: Oh, you know, the usual. Like if we both got struck by lightning at the same time, or if an eagle landed on her hand and whispered my name.
Handsome: Yeah, that's how you know it's real.

Munny: People under 5'9" can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are they gonna do? Headbutt somebody in the nipples?
Handsome: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

To @'Zelda Fisk', probably

Dionisia: I like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment
Dionisia: Because men are, in fact, disappointing

Bella: Be the bigger person.
Cora: No. I’m 5'2 and bitter. YOU be the bigger person.

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-comes back for more-

Calla: How do you take your coffee?
Tia: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Calla: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

Fletch: I’m old.
Bella: ...
Fletch: You’re supposed to say, “You’re not that old, Mr. Langley."
Bella: But you are old.

Cora: Bella, tell Regina about the birds and the bees.
Bella: (to Regina) They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Ross: Yeah, 'cause I'm Minister, see? Everything's my fault now.

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Zelda: I’m fine at parties, I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

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Ben: So I know I said don't let me hang out with rich girls with crazy families anymore, but this one is different.
Art: You also literally said "even if I say they're different."
Ben: Yeah but this one is like a different kind of different.

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Imogen MacFusty: Hang on.
@'Eavan MacKay': What's going on between you and Barnabas Skeeter?
Amelia: That might take a while.
Immie & Eavan: The short version.
Amelia: He had a nasty scare, thought I'd killed myself in a car accident. Now he thinks I'm too much trouble.
Immie: You are.
Amelia: So he's running scared.
Eavan: Coward.

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A little Garelia.

Garrett: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Kate: You were hitting on Aurelia.
Garrett: So? She's my wife!
Aurelia Wallingford: You asked me if I was single, and started crying when I said I wasn't.

Aaaand lbr no incorrect quotes post is complete without some BenAri/GABB. xD

Garrett: So, how have you been?
Ari Fisk: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.
Benedict Sterling: -enters the room-
Ari: Oh look, there it is.

Garrett: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter 'S'.
Baxter Keene: -looks over at Ben and Ari-
Baxter: Is it 'sexual tension'?

Ben: Pfft, Ari and I don't have pet names for each other, we're cool.
Garrett: -unconvinced- Um, sure. Okay... Ben, what do bees make?
Ben: Honey?
Ari, from the other room: Yes, love?

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Monty: Please don’t kill me! I have three best friends! Kill them instead!

Ari: I’m Ari, and you are?
Philip: questioning my sexuality

^ The Celtic Fair thread between Philip Aymslowe & Ari Fisk lol

Tristan: You remind me of the ocean.
Ernie: …Explain
Tris: So f*cking salty

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Bella: You don't think we'll get in trouble for this, do you?
Ben: No, not a chance!
[Cut to Bella and Ben's faces plastered on Witch Weekly]

“Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.”
— Dionisia

Calla: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.
Holly: Then I’d never get to insult anyone.

Finnian: Damn, I f*cked up again
Maeve: He said, with suprise in his voice, for some reason

Ernie: What if I’m not even gay?! What if I’m faking my gayness?! What if I’m not even interested in boys..
Tristan: *walks by*
Ernie: Forget what I said…

Tierney: You must be surprised to see me here
Una: Not really, since you follow me everywhere

Darling: We're a family. Families talk about things.
Handsome: No! Families ignore things until they go away.

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Cash: I was sick of hearing about Ellory and Ben’s relationship, but then I remembered that alcohol exists. Thank you, alcohol.

Art: I don’t ‘own’ my ‘house’ because of the man.
Ben: You don’t own a house because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost. You weigh more than your credit score.

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August: What did I tell you about calling my sister the devil?
Leon Lupin: That it's offensive to the devil?

Zelda: I'm gonna end up alone. I'm gonna be a single old lady, flashing strangers on the subway.

  

A series of Art/Ben quotes:

Ben: I don't want to be her "boyfriend."
Art: well what do you want, then?
Ben: I don't know, I just want to be with her all the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.
Art: ...
Ben: But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.

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Art: Canada. What, are you going to walk down the aisle wearing snowshoes?

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Art, to Dez: Dezzie has no idea I'm high.
Dez: You're high?
Art: I'm sorry. *turns to Ben* Dez has no idea I'm high.

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Feat. Regan Pendergast:

Sticks and stones may break my bones but Ben Crouch nailed your sister!

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