we could have a whole game on the board where you post gifs of your character and give them funny IC captions

So that's the game xD

Here is my initial offering, which started this off:



When your mistress is so frustrating you have to isolate yourself in a decrepit cabin to blow off steam, but it doesn't work because you can't relax when you're slumming it

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   Basil Foxwood, Ida Chang, Jessamine Parkinson, Philomena Sprout

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MJ is the light of my life <3

When you go bother Basil Foxwood for the fifth time that day in his office but he's locked the door because he's like please go away I s2g, Miss Parkinson.

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   Basil Foxwood, Ida Chang, Ozymandias Dempsey

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When you're here for the snacks more than the small talk...

(Bahaha stop, I LOVE this game!)

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   Elias Grimstone, Ida Chang, Jessamine Parkinson, Madeleine Backus, Ozymandias Dempsey

When your mad, but you have a thought of how to get back at them.

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   Jessamine Parkinson

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Magic by Lady!

Wanna be there for Sweetie during her post-election slump?

When one of your friends describes how she is trying to woo some man by insulting him every time they meet.

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   Jessamine Parkinson

When you're fluent in sarcasm and nobody seems to appreciate it...

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   Benjamin Woodcroft, Ida Chang

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When you come to Hogwarts, expecting it to be a less stressful job, and then one of your co-workers up and dies.

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   Basil Foxwood, Benjamin Woodcroft, Elias Grimstone, Elisabeth Champagne, Gus Lissington, Ida Chang, Ozymandias Dempsey

#hotgoss

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   Henry Berkwood, Ida Chang

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beauty by lady

when you're depressed, destitute, and pregnant with the minister's bastard child, so you flee the country to somewhere sunny and warm

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   Basil Foxwood, Daffodil Grimstone, Dorian Fisk, Gus Lissington, Ozymandias Dempsey

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thank you gin for the set<3

When your identical triplet up and leaves the country just as suddenly as she had arrived.

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   Ida Chang

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Magic by Elaine

Bernard during his Ministerial 'campaign'

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   Anthony Alderton, Basil Foxwood, Ida Chang, Ozymandias Dempsey

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Listen, you had a good run being faithful to your wife and all, but you've been married three weeks and you're a little drunk and your ex boyfriend still exists

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   Tycho Dodonus

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Set by Lady!

When the bridegroom curses you out when you merely told him you could understand his excitement in marrying his bride in a totally, completely innocent conversation. How hostile! How gauche!

Narrators Voice: that was all a lie and no one had actually been talking about said bride.