All unsent!

MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER
March 5th
Pablo,
I had a fight with Jo and I feel like shit. Can you come by for drinks and we can talk about it?
J.A.D.
I had a fight with Jo and I feel like shit. Can you come by for drinks and we can talk about it?
March 5th
Zelda,
I think I made a mistake and I don't know what to do about it.
I think I made a mistake and I don't know what to do about it.
March 5th
Pablo,
I almost kissed Jo Smith. I didn't. Do you think I need to tell Zelda? I feel awful about it. I don't think I would have. I definitely didn't. I don't know. I thought this could work but —
J.A.D.
I almost kissed Jo Smith. I didn't. Do you think I need to tell Zelda? I feel awful about it. I don't think I would have. I definitely didn't. I don't know. I thought this could work but —
March 5th
Jo,
Miss Smith,
J. Smith,
Jo,
Are you really leaving? I don't want to —
Come back and let's
Are you really leaving? I don't want to —
Why is this so complicated?
March 5th
Jo,
I still think it can work. I don't care where you go if you need to leave but I don't want to lose you.
J.A.D.
March 5th
Pablo,
Was I stupid for thinking this could work?
You don't have enough context to answer that. I haven't been keeping you very up to date because I've been busy investing all my time and energy into building this friendship with fucking Jo Smith, and now she's —
Anyway.
You don't have enough context to answer that, so it was stupid to ask.
I'm going to go get a drink by myself.
J.A.D.
Was I stupid for thinking this could work?
You don't have enough context to answer that. I haven't been keeping you very up to date because I've been busy investing all my time and energy into building this friendship with fucking Jo Smith, and now she's —
Anyway.
You don't have enough context to answer that, so it was stupid to ask.
I'm going to go get a drink by myself.

MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER