Update - April 13th, 2025
I think I have come to terms with the fact that I have become a Weekend Poster and that is alright. So I'm moving slower than I used to, BUT I am still equally as enthusiastic about plots and threading as I have been, just at a more reasonable pace. Updated with the roster changes and hopefully accurate representations of where everyone stands lol.

Current

-- Annora McKelvey - 3/5 threads, incoming opens, still looking for desperation!hurls or arranged situations of convenience!
-- Angie Swan - 2/3 threads, maybe a new Cangie or Theo? She should probably meet Ford at some point XD
-- Beckett Longbottom - see his intro thread!
-- Bronwyn Moony - 2/3 always looking for casual flings, both ladies and gents, midwifey things etc!
-- Brooks Watson - 3/5 threads, could use friends especially, ministry colleagues etc. He has a close friend from Hogwarts that took pity on the poor disowned muggleborn (class of '78 any house!), could it be you?
-- Cordelia Emsworth - 2/3 threads; I don't count past!Nots threads because those are just for amusement. Still looking for friends/colleagues to help get Cindy human again!
-- Noah Farley - 2/3 threads, could use bros, work bros? work STUFF, misuse some muggle artifacts, PLEASE. Dying for a little crossover buddy-cop action with another department!
-- Victoire Malfoy - 3/3, hurling her all over the place! UCAB gents 27+
-- Nigel Yarwood - 1/3 threads, work stuff, bros, incoming drama so there's that!
-- Sloane Bixby - 2/5 threads, still would love to reconnect with some of her friends, and make new ones! Zoo stuff please! She's generally really easy for me!
-- Sage Whitby - 4/5 threads, has Things going on, but open for sister/printshop threads!
-- Jack Collins - 1/3 busy romancing Eva to the best of his awkward abilities, but could use bros, loving him where he's at.
-- Elsie Kirke - 2/3, is back at the library, she's low effort, but does have room for a friend-thread!
-- Dean Hudson - 4/5 threads, could use something outside of his current drams lol
-- Ramona Pendergast - 2/3 threads, could use something new!
-- Nathalie Jennings 2/3 threads, friends, hospital things, casual hurling, drama! She hangs out at the Demspey estate a lot, so I'd happily jump in with any threads with them!
-- Greer Owens 2/3 threads, seamstress things, antagonistic hurling, general mild chaos.
-- Daff - 3/5 threads, baby drama + family things are covered, she's up and about again, though not back to work. Will be throwing up an open at the annual flower show. Open to anything really!

On Probation - if I can find things for them great! if not, might temporarily let them go for some breathing room.

-- Kenna Buchanan I love her like a lot, but she'd be an easy vacation for the time being! #1 Want somebody to help her with her literacy!
-- Mason Skeeter - I'm serious he has until June or he's getting ax murdered, I mean it lol
-- Eileen Buchanan - 0/3, easy for my hateship desire, she's Feisty. Also good for an enemies-to-lovers, friends-to-lovers, marriage of convenience and whole host of other tropes. She just wants to be loved and she's afraid to get it. I'm not going to force anything on her because she's always easy to come and go, but if you want her around help me out! Still would like to fulfill this and happy to revive/change date/revamp!

On the Return?

-- Alvin Bixby is first on my list, but I also have Quin & Rhys on vacation until summer, unless anybody needs them desperately!

Open Threads!

-- Mason
-- Sloane
-- mediwitches in the park
-- Noah
-- Eugene
-- Jack
-- Annie
-- Elsie
-- Nat

And help me here!