We had this back on 1.0 and I think it would be fabulous to have here as well! Feel free to port over any old ideas, or add some new ones!

— A spell your character has cast backfires on them, hilarity ensues...
— Your student (or head of house/matron?) character has managed to forget the common room password...
— You've managed to misinterpret a floral message and it's affecting your mood/relationships...
— You've given (or received) a flirtation card...
— Someone has caused you great offence, so you've punched/slapped/jinxed them...