Maybe, she belatedly thought, she shouldn't have done that. She touched him and then he was up and wrapping himself around her and her skirts. As he shimmied up her leg to her torso, a scandalous amount of leg showed and a sense of horror filled her. She was being accosted by a fecking house elf. And he was on her. And staring at her. And touching her.

Ellie had about reached her limit.

"Now see here," She attempted to pry the creature from her chest, but he was stubbornly clinging to her. "I need you to let go. I have another class coming in and it would be quite unseemly for them to see my leg exposed like this. And not to mention, you kind of smell. And the sponge you left on my desk is ruining the wood. Do you know how expensive that desk was? I. Need. You. Off."