We're funny people, especially when drunk and playing board games, but really just in general.

I'm so excited to brush my teeth.
You're going to be late for Jesus!
If you're trying to welcome people, don't sound like a horror movie.
Dinosaurs are better in motion (including a hand movement)
Stop quoting me!
So this is where you find a husband!
My asscheeks are buoyant!
Trevor the pervy bullfrog
Underwater frolicking
I just like watching men cry, to me it's funny.
It's like Shrodinger's parking
Technically, he capered on me.
Sometimes you like to do a plié
Not my eggs not my problem!
My eggs are geriatric
I just spent $100 on neocitrin
"Holding hands is hard when you have wide hips"
"That's child!"
I don't have brains to save.
Shrodinger's wingspan
Awww fork
Resting nice face.
Mr. Aggressively Average
Nothing beats your first time.
He's rich in hair.
Insect-ual
I'm here for vibes and vibes only