So just FYI with regards Connie threads, she is available for:

• Threads in which any of the young ladies require advice regarding emotional crisis. Connie is here for your teenage angst.
  
• She's also here for your puberty needs, though I will limit these threads as unless someone has a particularly devastatingly awful/hilarious idea there's only so many ways I can explain menstruation in a suitably Victorian way xD
  
• Teachers Edition - Any discussion needed regarding a student. Are you worried they might be developing a teenage crush on you and think an awkward conversation with Connie would be better than dealing with it yourself? Has somebody blown up your classroom?
  
• Homework help. Literacy needs. Anyone with a burning but slightly patronising desire to ask Connie about muggle literature.