(September 2, 2025 – 10:45 PM)The Sorting Hat Wrote: Kermit Escher
Kermit has been marooned on an island and he was only able to bring three items with him. What would he want those items to be?
Does Scallion count as an item? Or maybe that other kid-- what was his name, Merlion? He seemed to know his way around a boat.
No, no, that would be silly. People obviously don't count, so... the next best thing... books. A really, really thick book to prevent boredom. Maybe about building boats! And sailing them... one would need that, right? To get off an island? And food, and water. So... So... a big barrel to catch rain in, right? And seeds to grow food. A boat book, a barrel, and a bag of seeds!
No, no, that would be silly. People obviously don't count, so... the next best thing... books. A really, really thick book to prevent boredom. Maybe about building boats! And sailing them... one would need that, right? To get off an island? And food, and water. So... So... a big barrel to catch rain in, right? And seeds to grow food. A boat book, a barrel, and a bag of seeds!